doubly fannish song lyrics!!
Okay, so since i have already become a *shock horror!* fanfic reader and writer... I decided to continue on the slippery slope...perhaps helped a little along the way by wearing slick shoes. (slick shoes, are you crazy?!)
Behind the cut is alternative/parody lyrics to the song VB - yes that's right! - by ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small}
nixwilliamsand johnnypurplewhich i love. That is one piece of rather embarrassing fandom, being that it is written and sung by a friend, but hey, (time to suck up) if it's that good... anyway check it out on www.nixwilliams.com ! (you may have to go back a page to find it)
But the other fandom is Shaun of the Dead which anyone can tell I am a huge fan of. Picture the breakup scene...
note: (I've put the original lyrics on the left, and my SOTD lyrics on the right in blue. The main voice is Liz, and the italics is Shaun. The red is first Daffs, and then Ed...cut in soundbite from movie) I was actually going to sing it and post that (*is embarrassed*) but the microphone/computer was dead. (probably as good thing) but still i like it so here tis.
Also, i clearly changed the final, um, stanza? from the original, but I was pretty sure i could work it out. here:
The Wincester (or 'Hog Lumps'):
What’s that I smell on your breath? VB You’ve been down to the pub again with your brother I still don’t believe you’ve got a brother You used to only drink red wine We used to stay in on Sundays You used to read Virginia Woolf and drink red wine And that’s VB You say I’ve changed, but you’ve changed Maybe it’s a phase we’re going through You used to watch the football with me It’s not like I love the Tigers more than you I just need a room of my own, now I just need a team of my own, now I just need a life of my own, now And anyway it’s Tooheys New We haven’t held hands since last week I wonder if you notice that? I don’t mind if you go to every game But you forgot to feed the cat You were the one who wanted happy homes You promised you wanted to settle down You were the gold at the end of the rainbow And where has the rainbow lead us now? You haven’t said I love you for four days And when I do you turn your back There’s more to a thunderstorm than rainbows I wonder if you notice that? How about some time to think it over I’ll go to my mum’s for a few days You can have the cat for company I wanted a dog anyway You say I’ve changed, but you’ve changed You used to only drink red wine Maybe it’s a phase we’re going through We used to stay in on Sundays You used to watch the football with me You used to read Virginia Woolf and drink red wine It’s not like I love the Tigers more than you I just need a room of my own, now And that’s VB I just need a team of my own, now I know it’s VB I just need a life of my own, now Don’t deny it’s VB | What’s that I smell on your breath? Hog lumps? You’ve been down to the pub again with your mate Ed I still don’t believe he’s not a lover You said you’d try to drink red wine We could see Opera on Sundays You said you’d quit smoking and drink red wine And you’re smoking You said you’d change, there’s no change I hoped it a phase you’re going through You said you’d go travelling with me Well that’s not fair we went to Greece didn’t we? You met in greece! I just need a life leading somwhere I just need you to want to want it too. Do you wanna go drink in the pub, now? And anyway they do toasties too. Yeah there's a brevel out back Sure we’ve been out since last week But only to the Wincester I don’t care if you go to the Wincester But you forgot to book our table You were the one who wanted somewhere nice You promised that it was all arranged You said that you would be adventurous And where’s adventure led us now? The Wincester? 10 times you said I love you in four days But everytime you speak to Ed There’s more to music than Electro (Like Sade.) I wonder if you noticed that? Unless things change I think it’s over I haven’t met your mum after four years You can have Ed for company I’ve got Daffs and Di anyway You said you’d change, there’s no change I’ll quit now what’s the next one? This is not a phase we’re going through But I brought flowers just for you The card’s addressed to your mum Shaun Things can’t stay as they are or I’ll go crazy If I don’t do something What d’you mean do something? I just need a life leading somewhere The Wincester? I just need you to want to want it too I want you. I just need something more than our local But they have hog lumps. |
oh
my
GOD
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this is possibly the most awesome thing anyone has ever done with any of my music. fucking fantastic!!! ;sdlfkajs;dlfkja;lsdkfja;slkfj;lsakfj;al